I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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