Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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