Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
is it fun? or sober?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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