u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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