I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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