yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Quick, to the slutcave!
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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