Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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