Need sex. Gaining weight.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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