we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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