he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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