I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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