he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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