We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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