I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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