He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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