if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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