Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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