Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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