some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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