You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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