We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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