My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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