It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We had to coat check the pizza.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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