Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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