just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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