Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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