Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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