Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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