operation have a gay friend backfired
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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