He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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