yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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