if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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