I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She announced her abortion via fbk
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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