Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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