is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
