I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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