either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
