But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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