I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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