is this the sara with the beer cane?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
do nipples grow back?
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