I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
