New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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