This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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