i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
