So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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