It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
