"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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