Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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