maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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