I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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