What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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