God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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