I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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