Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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