Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You did what with his pubic hair?
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