So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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