Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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