I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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