"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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