i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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