With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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